how to succeed in the corporate world – as per experts

Build great relationships, it matters as much as how well you actually perform.

Tell everyone that you hate office politics and you never get involved, but then do the complete opposite.

Take regular half-days-off wearing extra-smart clothes for the half you’re in, it’ll make you look like you have a job interview.

Wear a suit, it’ll make you look important.

Walk around the office fast, it’ll make you look busy.